Scooter Haiku

The Most Fun You Can Have With 17 Syllables

(Updated when the Scooter Haiku Muse comes to me…)

Philly taxi man,

I’m not a hood ornament.

Back the #$^& off me.


Bird poop on scooter,

Sphincterless evil in flight.

You messed up my bike.


Hey, man in Buick,

your car has a turn signal.

Stop being an ass.